The Haven

Pope dies, smoke & silver: dispatches from the post-reality world

A perturbed bird’s eye view

A determination letter regarding your upcoming procedure

Who can tell anymore?

Discretion? Fuhgettaboudit.

He Said: Help! I’m Obsessed With My Wife’s Sister

You might think this post risqué; please, give it a chance

Even we don’t always know what we want, so how can we expect a bunch of ones and zeros to figure it out?

Nabob’s Whore — Capitalism loves you… for 40 hours a week

It was a hush-hush visit

How do you feel about politics? Religion? You look like someone without opinions.

Could Technology Have Made It Even Better?

I have a good mind to punch it in the face. Still, at least it didn’t say I’d killed all my children like one poor chap discovered…

Solitude Isn’t a Personality Type—It’s a Human Need

I guarantee it, hihi

Let’s help Timmy ace his state firearm exam

“Wives just don’t understand.”

Let us look at the evidence.

Domestic Goddess? No. I’m Just Trying Not to Commit a Felony.

On a fine fall day in the Windy City, Carol Crane and her mother Mary, dressed in their Sunday finest, were enjoying a pleasant day window…

The universe itself might be a “resurrection” — one of an infinite number of resurrected universes that have sprung from the “dead” void

She was married, I met her in the first class section of a Delta flight from Atlanta to Philadelphia

Of course you already knew that…

Want Better Sex? Learn What the 1% Are Doing Right

I drink to forget

You won’t find much innuendo here

by Joe ‘Kirsch’ Curcio

Elnia Ummph wiped her hands on her sheepskin apron. “Gropsy!” she exclaimed. “How was your ropemaking class?”

An article got me thinking

Your statutory rights are non-effective