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Scientists: You Are Dying
Scientists: You Are Dying
Your condition is worsening by the minute
Clem Samson
Nov 2
10 Tricks to Make People Respect You Right Away
10 Tricks to Make People Respect You Right Away
know the cool secret to get people to respect you
Presh marvis
Nov 2
I Tried A New Place That Gives Erotic Massages
I Tried A New Place That Gives Erotic Massages
And I found out the hard way why women are increasingly paying for it
Christine
Nov 2
Thy Smug Beneficence
Thy Smug Beneficence
A reply in verse, almost worthy of the Bard — at least, a very peeved Bard
Mike Hickman
Nov 2
As One Does
As One Does
Hanging ‘round, upside down, for another round, or two
Spyder Darling
Nov 2
We Are United by Something Stronger Than Love
We Are United by Something Stronger Than Love
It’s the kind of bond that won’t ever be broken
Jennifer Haubrich
Nov 2
The Burden of Being Horny.
The Burden of Being Horny.
The last evolutionary hurdle?
Kyle Wells
Nov 2
The Orange Vest: A Secret Theme in Trump’s Life?
The Orange Vest: A Secret Theme in Trump’s Life?
What comes around goes around, but only if it’s an XXXL
Christopher Holdroyd
Nov 2
My Bicycle Adventures:
My Bicycle Adventures:
The Ups, The Downs, and The Wobblies.
Biswajit Nayak
Nov 2
Statement from the Haunted House & Forest Association of America Endorsing Kamala Harris for…
Statement from the Haunted House & Forest Association of America Endorsing Kamala Harris for…
We Simply Cannot Compete with a Trump Presidency
Rich Taylor
Nov 2
FUTURE CONSPIRACY THEORIES — Why not? Everyone else seems to be doing it…….
FUTURE CONSPIRACY THEORIES — Why not? Everyone else seems to be doing it…….
Covid is actually a plot to get people used to using needles so that they will turn more easily to using heroin.
Roger Freed
Nov 2
Election Special
Election Special
California — The Right Wing’s Poster Child For The Excesses Of Wokism
Christine Stevens
Nov 1
Who Spends A Million In Panama?
Who Spends A Million In Panama?
Sometimes murder isn’t as bad as it seems.
Robert Cormack
Nov 1
How To Survive Trumpageddon
How To Survive Trumpageddon
Hang in there
Scott Christenson🌴
Nov 1
Science: There Is No Evidence Of A Self
Science: There Is No Evidence Of A Self
It’s reasonable to conclude that such a thing does not actually exist
Clem Samson
Nov 1
Manscaping for senior men.
Manscaping for senior men.
Guys, beware the dreaded, gray, Albert Einstein scrotum look!
Matt Walsh
Nov 1
Trump Holds A Rally At Madison Square Garden. You Know Who Else Did That Once? Nazis!
Trump Holds A Rally At Madison Square Garden. You Know Who Else Did That Once? Nazis!
World’s most famous arena a breeding ground for fascism
Brian Theobald
Nov 1
Some Votes Matter More Than Others
Some Votes Matter More Than Others
But none of them matter all that much
Derek Bremer
Nov 1
Even My Sex Robot Broke Up With Me
Even My Sex Robot Broke Up With Me
Am I impossible to get along with?
Christine Stevens
Oct 31
The Joy Beyond All Joys
The Joy Beyond All Joys
Experience the state of being beyond your ego. Right now!
Clem Samson
Oct 31
Not Enough Time In Universe For Monkeys To Pen Shakespeare: Study
Not Enough Time In Universe For Monkeys To Pen Shakespeare: Study
Australian scientists have worked it out, and nope, given enough time a chimpanzee would not in fact write the works of Shakespeare. Simply…
Christine Stevens
Oct 31
The Horror Returns — Trump 2 — The Sequel!
There was a great rumbling, a stirring in the Great South Florida swamplands. It was the awakening of a Great Evil, of a primordial ooze…
Roger Freed
Oct 31
Let’s Not Get Out the Vote
Let’s Not Get Out the Vote
It’s time to ditch the idea that everyone should vote
Derek Bremer
Oct 31
Have You Been Ghosted By An Old Friend?
Have You Been Ghosted By An Old Friend?
Here’s what you do.
Christine Stevens
Oct 31
Flu, In A Cuckoo’s Nest
Flu, In A Cuckoo’s Nest
Yes, girls and boys, it’s that time of the year, the Flu Season.
Fatchecker
Oct 31
The Essential Rules of Foreplay.
The Essential Rules of Foreplay.
If you want orgasms, speak up, perk up and stop thinking about your taxes and Thai food.
Robert Cormack
Oct 31
Scientists: Nature Has No Higher Purpose
Scientists: Nature Has No Higher Purpose
So why are you so convinced your life needs a higher purpose?
Clem Samson
Oct 30
Halloween’s Monsters Share Their Favorite Spooky Songs
Halloween’s Monsters Share Their Favorite Spooky Songs
Fear depends on who is listening
Chelsea Resnick
Oct 30
Why One Mentor? Assemble a Life Coach Dream Team- for Optimal Personal Growth
Why One Mentor? Assemble a Life Coach Dream Team- for Optimal Personal Growth
You’ll Soar.
Words From A Dot
Oct 30
The Pitch
The Pitch
Eddie wished he had kept his mouth shut. His father had just pressed the mute button on the remote control and the living room went silent…
J.J. Shannon
Oct 30
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