If Charlie From Willy Wonka Was A Dope.

WONKA: You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped 
into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, 
so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

GRANDPA JOE: You’re a crook! You’re a cheat and a swindler! 
That’s what you are. How can you do a thing like this? 
Build up a little boy’s hopes and then smash all his dreams 
to pieces. You’re an inhuman monster!

WONKA: I said Good Day!

GRANDPA JOE: Come on, Charlie, let’s get out of here. I’ll 
get even with him if it’s the last thing I ever do. If 
Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he’ll get one.

(Long pause.)

CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka . . .

(Charlie reaches into his mouth and pulls out a sopping wet Gobstopper and places it on Willy Wonka’s desk.)