If Charlie From Willy Wonka Was A Dope.
WONKA: You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped
into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized,
so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
GRANDPA JOE: You’re a crook! You’re a cheat and a swindler!
That’s what you are. How can you do a thing like this?
Build up a little boy’s hopes and then smash all his dreams
to pieces. You’re an inhuman monster!
WONKA: I said Good Day!
GRANDPA JOE: Come on, Charlie, let’s get out of here. I’ll
get even with him if it’s the last thing I ever do. If
Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he’ll get one.
CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka . . .
(Charlie reaches into his mouth and pulls out a sopping wet Gobstopper and places it on Willy Wonka’s desk.)