Bad Wick Jokes
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4 min readMar 5, 2017
It’s not funny when your daughter laughs at a limp wick
My nine-year-old Ricki put a lumpy yellow candle on the dinner table. It looked disturbingly phallic.
“Do you like it Dad?”
“Absolutely. It’s thick, long, erect … what’s not to like?”
My wife Allie smirked and kicked me lightly under the table.
