BUILD A WALL AND CRIME WILL FALL — the full text

A POME BY DONALD J. TRUMP

WHEN I FEEL SMALL I TELL PEOPLE I’M TALL

I’M NOT SMALL, I’M NOT SMALL! YOU’RE SMALL!

SOME OTHER GUY ALWAYS TAKES THE FALL

BUILD A WALL AND CRIME WILL FALL


WHEN THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWIN’

UNDER THE BUS I’LL TOSS A COHEN

WHEN THE ARMS OF JUSTICE ARE INTRUDING

THAT’S WHEN I LET LOOSE A RUDY


RUDY, RUDY WHAT YOU SAYIN’?

CAN’T YOU SEE MY POLL NUMBERS DECAYIN’?

REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU LAST

THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PUT ON BLAST


SAY NO MORE WORDS OF ANY SORT

UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME A MANAFORT

YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS WITNESS TAMPERING

<MAKE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS FINISH THIS LINE>


MY FUTURE OUTLOOK IS ONLY ROSY

IF I CAN LICK THE BOOTS OF NANCY PELOSI

CRYIN’ CHUCK AND CRAZY NANCY HAVE ME VEXED

WATCH FOX AND FRIENDS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT


SAD LOSERS SAY I’M IN THE POCKET OF PUTIN

BUT IT IS ONLY TRUMP FOR WHICH I’M ROOTIN’

TO ME THERE IS NO HIGHER SENSE OF DUTY

IS IT BAD IF A PORN STAR CALLS YOU MUSHROOMY?