Choking on my marriage

Marshall Brickeen
Aug 27, 2017 · 6 min read

My wife is an excellent chef, except when she tries to poison me

I hate when this happens. (Photo: pxleyes.com)

I love my wife, a lot. We enjoy a happy, witty, physical, playful relationship. Except when she tries to poison me.

Allie moved into my place after we returned from our honeymoon. She didn’t take the slow land-and-expand strategy while dating. There was no permanent toothbrush, then a drawer, then an all hers closet section, until she…

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Marshall Brickeen

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Helpless dad, amateur husband, responsibility denier.

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