Choking on my marriage
Aug 27, 2017 · 6 min read
My wife is an excellent chef, except when she tries to poison me

I love my wife, a lot. We enjoy a happy, witty, physical, playful relationship. Except when she tries to poison me.
Allie moved into my place after we returned from our honeymoon. She didn’t take the slow land-and-expand strategy while dating. There was no permanent toothbrush, then a drawer, then an all hers closet section, until she…


