Citizens against sideboob

What do we want? Side panels! When do we want them? Now!

Photo by Leyre Labarga on Unsplash.

Sartorial shifts come and go. The prominence of polka dots, the re-emergence of the mule. I can let most pass unaffected like so many made-up hashtag holidays. But there is one assault on my sides that I cannot, will not abide. Nor will I stay silent, simply pretending it’s okay an entire garment genre wants to expose me from…