Hello, I’ll be your Facebook chain mail message for today

Lowen Puckey
Sep 9, 2018 · 3 min read

Well, hello there. You’ve opened Facebook, so ha! We’ve got you.

Welcome on board the Facebook chain message emotional manipulation scam, where we make people feel like they have no souls and will be cursed for eternity if they don’t do EXACTLY WHAT WE SAY. RIGHT NOW. We’re so glad to have you with us today and we’re sure our interaction with you is going to be a…

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Lowen Puckey

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Advocate for mental health, chronic illness and disability. Sometime writer of funnies & fiction. Perpetual drinker of tea.

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