Hey everybody, Trump tweeted again!

A helpful edited version of Trump’s latest self-aggrandizing tweet

Ah, Twitter. If only Twitter would allow for edits. Perhaps Donald Trump could then tell us what he really means to say. Until then, I’ll help the tweeter-in-chief out.

And while we’re at it, Mr. President, use an em dash instead of a hyphen and “Tax Returns” aren’t capitalized, you uneducated, over-matched, shallow, immature, pugnacious, reactionary buffoon.

— Your disloyal subjects, the American people