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A wee bit o’ skulduggery and one animal sacrifice is all it takes

Roy
Roy
Mar 26, 2017 · 3 min read

Good morning, computer!

*kiss*

Let’s see what Medium has for us today.

Not exactly my cup of tea. Oh well, let’s check the trusty Daily Digest.

C’mon, man! This is ridiculous!

There’s gotta be a way —

Ah! Here we go —

OK, Sublimater — let’s do this.

That took a lot of work. This better have been worth it.

OK, computer! *kiss* Let’s see what the new and improved Medium has for me today.

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"Hi. My name is Roy." - Now that just sounds stupid. (thehappysidestep@gmail.com)

The Hit Job

humor | culture | football | trouble

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