The G-string incident
Aug 23, 2017 · 3 min read
Lingerie is meant for my wife, not some dog (and by dog I mean my canine)

“MARSHALL!” my wife shrieked. “GET OUT HERE!”
I was pretty sure I hadn’t done anything wrong today. Maybe Allie had discovered one of yesterday’s offenses.
“That’s disgusting!” my nine-year-old shouted.


