The G-string incident

Marshall Brickeen
Aug 23, 2017 · 3 min read

Lingerie is meant for my wife, not some dog (and by dog I mean my canine)

This looks a lot better on a human (Credit: DKNY)

“MARSHALL!” my wife shrieked. “GET OUT HERE!”

I was pretty sure I hadn’t done anything wrong today. Maybe Allie had discovered one of yesterday’s offenses.

“That’s disgusting!” my nine-year-old shouted.

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Marshall Brickeen

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Helpless dad, amateur husband, responsibility denier.

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