Trump is weird: It’s the end of the world as we know it

sad trombone
The Hit Job
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1 min readJul 29, 2024
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That’s hate
It starts with a burger plate, ketchup bottles, fries like an aeroplane
Diaper Don is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself shart
Trump serves its own needs, sublimate your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speak, grunt, no, squirt
The bladder starts to clatter with fear fight, wet, shit
Liar in a fire, representing trial dates
And a lawyer woman for hire and a press site
Left her and wasn’t coming in a hurry with the Feds
Breathing down your neck

Putin by Orban, Epstein muzzled, Trumped leveraged, crapped
Do as you’re told, fine, then
Uh-oh, gotta go, yes boss, classified docs
But it’ll do, save yourself, serve yourself.
Trump serves its own needs, listen to your soul die
Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
And I feel like screaming at every MAGA moron to wise up now before it’s too late.

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sad trombone
The Hit Job

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