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Cockwomble elegy
Cockwomble elegy
An ode
julian rogers
Aug 16
Buyer’s remorse: J.D. Vance
Buyer’s remorse: J.D. Vance
A story of inconvenience
julian rogers
Jul 25
A season to forget: Las Vegas Raiders 2024
A season to forget: Las Vegas Raiders 2024
The Raiders’ season already feels like a lost cause
sad trombone
Aug 18
Thank you, Donald Trump
Thank you, Donald Trump
You are being most helpful at this moment in history
Dana Leger
Aug 2
How Hamas fakes casualty figures (and the Israel haters are loving it)
How Hamas fakes casualty figures (and the Israel haters are loving it)
Plain math to disprove their numbers
M
Mar 18
You should definitely get married
You should definitely get married
Thinking about popping the question? Go for it! And if you’re wondering what you’re in for, ask a married person.
julian rogers
Mar 2
Where’s Trumpo?
Where’s Trumpo?
#TrumpIsHiding
sad trombone
Apr 1
Trump is weird: It’s the end of the world as we know it
Trump is weird: It’s the end of the world as we know it
That’s hate It starts with a burger plate, ketchup bottles, fries like an aeroplane Diaper Don is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to…
sad trombone
Jul 29
People also ask … about marriage
People also ask … about marriage
Google tells on those that are wondering about getting married. Here are the real answers.
Lynn C
Mar 21
Trump assassination attempt: We’re all idiots
Trump assassination attempt: We’re all idiots
Watch as we roll out every possible whackadoodle theory with gusto
julian rogers
Jul 14
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