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Feb 28, 2020
Joe Biden rushed to CERN as fears of Higgs Field vacuum decay follow his false memories of Mandella.
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Feb 7, 2020
Limbaugh demons strike in protest of unsafe conditions in his “special place.”
Deepest Level of Hell…
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Feb 10, 2020
Voyager 2 sends back alien message: ‘Pick up your trash’
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Feb 13, 2020
John Hancock diary discovered; among his musings: ‘Fuck the King’
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Feb 26, 2020
WHO enlisting pharmaceutical marketing team to rename too innocent-sounding pandemics.
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Feb 25, 2020
$1 million “Mad Mike” Hughes Prize now open to anyone who can prove Earth is flat.
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Feb 12, 2020
Ex-Goldman Sachs CEO shades Bernie Sanders: ‘He’ll make workers realize they’re slaves living in gilded cages’
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Feb 24, 2020
Man dies trying to punch hole through ‘flat Earth’
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Feb 17, 2020
Trump makes Pence review Hitler's speeches to prep for Michigan visit
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