The Hmmingbird
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The Hmmingbird

BREAKING: Eisenhower's family cloned Dwight D. to bring back moderation to GOP.

“Everyone is acting like fascists. This is our last hope to save the GOP from eating itself alive,” anonymous genetic engineer.

A secret lab somewhere in TX, 7:41 AM, 8/17/2022

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