BREAKING: NASA SECRETLY PLANS MISSION TO MOON!
“Artemis? No, I have no idea what you’re talking about,” said everyone asked.
Kennedy Space Center, Florida, 9 AM, 8/29/2022
In what appears to be a wanton disregard for transparency and public disclosure of taxpayer funds, NASA just acknowledged that today, it has a giant rocket standing on a launch pad ready to go to the moon.
“Yeah, I was just reading all the BS about Trump’s dump and Elon babies when BLAM! We’re going to the moon again? WTF? No one told me.” said James Macaroon, Florida man.
NASA calls it the Artemis Mission, and it’s bigger, faster, and more badass than anything they’ve ever done.
From the website . . .
With Artemis missions, NASA will land the first woman and first person of color on the Moon, using innovative technologies to explore more of the lunar surface than ever before. We will collaborate with commercial and international partners and establish the first long-term presence on the Moon. Then, we…
