Daylight Saving Time stress kills half of human population

Sexy Hermit
Nov 4 · 2 min read

North America and Europe, 7:47 a.m., 11/4/2019

Reports of the massive death toll are still coming in from all over the U.S. and Europe, where Daylight Saving Time ended yesterday. “Yeah I started my class today and no one was there,” said Dr. Sam Kingsley, a philosophy professor at Michigan State University. “They all just died in their sleep. If only more of them…

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