FOUND! Secret appendices of Project 2025.
“Failure. Modes of Distraction. MAGAMERICOLOSSEUM.” and, of course, “Witch Hunts.”
12/07/2024, 2:02 PM, Potterville, MI
From a source wishing to remain anonymous, The Hmmingbird has just received tantalizing evidence of a secret section of Project 2025.
In case you’ve been living under a rock without internet, or rural person who only gets satellite delivered news, Project 2025 has been called “The blue print of American Fascism” or “an improperly constructed rusty bunch of scaffolding made to look like we got this shit all sorted out,” depending on your point of view. Most think it charts out how to turn a democracy into a theocracy and some are totally fine with that, right?
Anyway, everyone tied to Trump can’t wait to spring it upon The People. Save everyone but Trump himself, of course, who denies knowing anything about it. “I just pay people to pay people to write things. NO BIG DEAL!” he may have said if asked in just the right way to get him to say that.
The details of this over 900 page document are staggering. It will be an insidious unseen force converting and subverting everything about our democracy.
From our anonymous source,
