GOP wins big by losing everything last night

Sexy Hermit
Nov 6 · 2 min read

Washington, D.C., 8:12 a.m., 11/6/2019

Despite major Republican losses yesterday in the historically red states of Virginia and Kentucky, spirits are high among GOP leaders as they brace for the inevitable windfall from conservative financiers. “Every time we lose, we get even more money from Wall Street,” explained Ronna McDaniel, chair of the Republican National Committee. “These…

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