Pope says life does not start until baptism

Sexy Hermit
Nov 1 · 1 min read

The Vatican, 11:07 a.m., 10/31/2019

In a startling revelation that will impact Catholics around the world, Pope Francis today declared that the Church now recognizes that life does not start until baptism. “This whole right-to-life thing has become a divisive mess, so this should really clear things up for everyone, at least for Catholics,” said Pope Francis via a translator. “Last night…

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