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Jul 30
Time Traveler RETURNS! Says Brooks and Reiner still slaying with the 3000-year-old man bit.
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Jul 29
Person pays grocery bill by doing “a little jig.”
Or you can sing for your supper too!
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May 16
Netflix announces new show category: “Dinner Safe.”
Can I eat spaghetti and not see someone's…
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May 4, 2023
Tucker and Elon: A Journey of Personal Growth
Streaming now on Netflix: “Tucker’s Transformation!”
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Dec 6, 2022
“Ambition Spectrum Disorder” now listed on the DSM-5
Musk, Bezos, and Trump are now officially…
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Sep 15, 2022
US Man Travels to China to Return Broken Dollar Store Umbrella.
“I paid cash and I lost the receipt,”…
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Sep 12, 2022
Trump refuses to depart “White Lightning” roller coaster in FL.
“I’m just not going to leave,” Trump.
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Sep 6, 2022
E.T.s now only probing with surveys, focus groups.
“Sorry everyone, there will be no more butt stuff.”
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Sep 3, 2022
EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL FILES FOUND AT MAR-A-LAGO
“He had files on all the ET races. We suspect Trump was…
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Sep 1, 2022
Trump Sells Nukes to “Iran”
Trump gets played by Sacha Baron Cohen
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