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May 26, 2023
TX Sheriff’s Random Checkpoints Yield No Abortions, but an Abundance of Bewilderment
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May 19, 2023
Fox News Renamed ‘Faux News’ to Better Reflect Their ‘Unique’ Style of Reporting.
It’s all conspiracy…
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May 6, 2023
Tucker Carlson Reveals His Secret Life After Being Summarily Canned from Fox News
“It’s a refreshing…
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May 6, 2023
Trump to choose VP, with a game show, of course.
“The White House Apprentice: VP Edition, is…
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May 2, 2023
Breaking News: Trump Unveils Bold Campaign Platform: “Make America Magical Again”
“It’s a lot like…
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May 2, 2023
Breaking News: Local Teen Discovers Secret to World Peace — It Involves a Viral TikTok Dance!
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May 2, 2023
Breaking News: World Leaders Discover Miraculous Solution to Climate Change — They’re Going to Talk About It!
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Jan 17, 2023
New startup eyes big money in flooded subways.
“Soon the only thing down there will be my submarines.”
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Oct 4, 2022
The Onion vs The Supreme Court
“The Onion cannot stand idly by in the face of a ruling that threatens…
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Sep 1, 2022
Trump Sells Nukes to “Iran”
Trump gets played by Sacha Baron Cohen
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