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May 18, 2023
Trump’s Time Capsule: Making America Great Again… FOREVER!
One gold-plated pandora's box at a time.
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May 6, 2023
Trump to choose VP, with a game show, of course.
“The White House Apprentice: VP Edition, is…
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May 4, 2023
Trump’s Third Term Begins!
Making America Great Again and Again and Again!
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May 2, 2023
Breaking News: Trump Unveils Bold Campaign Platform: “Make America Magical Again”
“It’s a lot like…
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Feb 20, 2022
Trump now asking his food be safety tasted by an “SS officer.”
And if anyone “was seen spitting on it…
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Nov 13, 2020
Trump increases student loan interest rate to 27%
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Oct 15, 2020
Giant armada of Singularity class spacetime destroyers now funding Biden Harris 2020campaign.
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Mar 19, 2020
Future NASA landers to be fitted with ducktape and rednecks.
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Feb 26, 2020
WHO enlisting pharmaceutical marketing team to rename too innocent-sounding pandemics.
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Feb 17, 2020
Trump makes Pence review Hitler's speeches to prep for Michigan visit
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