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Time Traveler RETURNS! Says Brooks and Reiner still slaying with the 3000-year-old man bit.
“As the eons pass they just keep adding another zero to the end to stay relevant.”
UnderDome257, Off the CA coast, 7/30/12024
This is an unprecedented report from The Hummingbird. A self-described time traveler has begun to send us correspondence from the future.
The individual calls themselves Spragh8.
They used an AOL account that was started sometime in 1983.
That is all we can find.
Now we have this:
Hello.
I am from the far far future from your point of view. At this time it does nothing for me to tell you precicely when. The time I later present to you is only what you may call a log/stardate/blog date, a point in history, news of that day.
Call me Spragh8.
Refer to me by that name only.
On what on your calander would be July 30th, 12024, I can tell you this much about the world you will never see.
Under the Pacific Ocean lies what is left of … (ok I’m going to stop saying what “you would call.” I mean, its not like you pastees are ever going to see UnderDome257 in my time. First of all, they’d never let you in. And BIG second, you have not even figured out what you really need to figure out yet on so many levels. All I’m sayin’) Hollywood, California. It is now part of a massive underwater community of “UnderDome” dwellers. There are now hundreds of city-sized domes deep under the Pacific Ocean.
(And this is as close as any of you PASTEES are going to get to them!)
Openended towers sprout from the tops of the domes. Like giant drinking straws, they stretch all the way to the surface for transportation and fresh air. Sunlight flows down the mirrored walls. The cities are full of life and vitality. People now live extremely long lives and thrive. They only “stir up” a new human when someone dies by accident and if most agree “another immortal is a good idea right now.”
Murder is extremely rare.
There are many joyful people thousands…
