Time Traveler RETURNS! Says Brooks and Reiner still slaying with the 3000-year-old man bit.

“As the eons pass they just keep adding another zero to the end to stay relevant.”

Sexy Hermit
The Hmmingbird

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Photo by Ricardo Gomez Angel on Unsplash

UnderDome257, Off the CA coast, 7/30/12024

This is an unprecedented report from The Hummingbird. A self-described time traveler has begun to send us correspondence from the future.

The individual calls themselves Spragh8.

They used an AOL account that was started sometime in 1983.

That is all we can find.

Now we have this:

Hello.

I am from the far far future from your point of view. At this time it does nothing for me to tell you precicely when. The time I later present to you is only what you may call a log/stardate/blog date, a point in history, news of that day.

Call me Spragh8.

Refer to me by that name only.

On what on your calander would be July 30th, 12024, I can tell you this much about the world you will never see.

Under the Pacific Ocean lies what is left of … (ok I’m going to stop saying what “you would call.” I mean, its not like you pastees are ever going to see…

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Sexy Hermit
The Hmmingbird

It's about to get weird in here. UPDATE: Good weird. Not the JDV kind.