Trump changed the NOAA radio to sound like him.

“It’s a beautiful tornado warning. The best tornado warning for the following counties . . .”

Washington, DC, 7:17 AM, 04/10/2025

It’s that time of year again.

Storm season.

Many places in America have already seen crazy weather events and much destruction. Often, the only thing averting even greater tragedy is when Americans listen to their weather radios and heed the instructions to take shelter.

Now, the instructions will come from Trump.

Early this morning, he signed his executive order 113, “Making the Weather an Act of God Again.”

Effective immediately, the computerized voices of the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the National Weather Service will now sound like President Trump.

“It’s important that the people know I’m with them out there when things get tough,” said Trump from the Oval Office. “No one knows what’s up with the weather lately. It's crazy. No one knows what to do. Now I can tell them every day 24/7.”

That’s not the only change he’s made to this usually innocuous broadcast that has saved countless lives. He’s integrated it with ChatGPT to make it simulate…