Trump Doubles Down on Dogma.

Now pushing his versions of the Qur’an, Gita, Torah, Guru Granth Sahib, Tripitaka, and Newton’s Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica.

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Mar-a-Lago, FL, 12:01 AM, 04/01/2024

He made a bible just for his flock of MAGA Christians. Now President Trump is selling his versions of all the books of all the major religions. He’s even “crafted” a version of Issac Newton's revolutionary work that defines calculus and the laws of motion.

“I’m a very STABLE GENIUS. I know A LOT about EVERYTHING,” said Trump on Truth Social. “NO ONE knows more about religion AND science than ME! My books will clear up everything for everyone! Each book is $59.99. Collect them all one at a time or GET THEM ALL for ONLY $300!”

For the most part, the books seem unedited except for the first page where Trump takes credit for creating the universe and all the known forces within. He also states it was he who told Newton to “… eat more apples. They’re good for you!”

The rest is history.

“It was a tough job but someone had to do it. Only I could GET IT DONE!” Trump also posted on Truth. “I get things done for AMERICA and the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! I make EVERYTHING happen EVERYWHERE all at once!”

This is a developing story.

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