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TX Bans Shower Sex until Drought is over.

Gov. Abbott deputizes over 100 pastor wives to enforce his new emergency action.

Austin, TX, 8:14 am, 8/12/2022

Just when you thought the summer heat might be over, TX is still burning from unprecedented heat and drought conditions. “Something’s gotta give,” said TX Governor Greg Abbott (R), “and well, at this…

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