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Trump Doubles Down on Dogma.
Trump Doubles Down on Dogma.
Now pushing his versions of the Qur’an, Gita, Torah, Guru Granth Sahib, Tripitaka, and Newton’s Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia…
Biden and US Surgeon General announce WhereBabiesComeFrom.Gov site.
Biden and US Surgeon General announce WhereBabiesComeFrom.Gov site.
“We hope this site makes it clear to The People how it all… really . . . works, ya know?” US Surgeon General.
TX Sheriff’s Random Checkpoints Yield No Abortions, but an Abundance of Bewilderment
TX Sheriff’s Random Checkpoints Yield No Abortions, but an Abundance of Bewilderment
“We won’t stop until we find every single one of them,” Sheriff Larious.
Fox News Renamed ‘Faux News’ to Better Reflect Their ‘Unique’ Style of Reporting.
Fox News Renamed ‘Faux News’ to Better Reflect Their ‘Unique’ Style of Reporting.
It’s all conspiracy all the time now.
Elon Musk’s Daily Affirmation New Age Podcast: A Journey into Uncharted Ego-Space
Elon Musk’s Daily Affirmation New Age Podcast: A Journey into Uncharted Ego-Space
Pushing the boundaries of being less than everyone thinks you are.
Trump’s Time Capsule: Making America Great Again… FOREVER!
Trump’s Time Capsule: Making America Great Again… FOREVER!
One gold-plated pandora's box at a time.
U.S. Treasury’s National Debt Default Declared the “Best Financial Move Ever” with Trump’s…
U.S. Treasury’s National Debt Default Declared the “Best Financial Move Ever” with Trump’s…
Trump plans to turn a financial lemon into a 2024 lemonade.
Elon Musk’s “Artificial Elon” (AE) decision maker exposed.
Elon Musk’s “Artificial Elon” (AE) decision maker exposed.
“Dangerously stupid, bro.” say close friends.
Tucker Carlson Reveals His Secret Life After Being Summarily Canned from Fox News
Tucker Carlson Reveals His Secret Life After Being Summarily Canned from Fox News
“It’s a refreshing change of pace from the toxic political environment I was in before.”
Trump to choose VP, with a game show, of course.
Trump to choose VP, with a game show, of course.
“The White House Apprentice: VP Edition, is happening!”
Tucker and Elon: A Journey of Personal Growth
Tucker and Elon: A Journey of Personal Growth
Streaming now on Netflix: “Tucker’s Transformation!”
The Supreme Court Deems Suffering as “Essential Human Right,” Pulls Plug on Benevolent AGI
The Supreme Court Deems Suffering as “Essential Human Right,” Pulls Plug on Benevolent AGI
“Pain and suffering are essential aspects of the human condition. The right to feel lost and worthless must be protected.”
Leonardo Da Vinci’s Family Sues Helicopter Manufacturers for Stealing Ancient Helicopter Design
Leonardo Da Vinci’s Family Sues Helicopter Manufacturers for Stealing Ancient Helicopter Design
“It’s a clear case of intellectual property theft!”
The writers’ strike now has an even crazier faction.
The writers’ strike now has an even crazier faction.
#QWERTYRevolution
Breaking News: Trump Unveils Bold Campaign Platform: “Make America Magical Again”
Breaking News: Trump Unveils Bold Campaign Platform: “Make America Magical Again”
“It’s a lot like common sense, but way more fun, I think!”
Breaking News: Local Teen Discovers Secret to World Peace — It Involves a Viral TikTok Dance!
Breaking News: Local Teen Discovers Secret to World Peace — It Involves a Viral TikTok Dance!
#Dance4Peace
Breaking News: World Leaders Discover Miraculous Solution to Climate Change — They’re Going to…
Breaking News: World Leaders Discover Miraculous Solution to Climate Change — They’re Going to…
“The world tour of global conferences now begins!”
Florida Man DeSantis Takes on “Cloned Walt Disney” in an “Epic” Cage Match
Florida Man DeSantis Takes on “Cloned Walt Disney” in an “Epic” Cage Match
Salagadoola mechicka boola WTF?!
New startup eyes big money in flooded subways.
New startup eyes big money in flooded subways.
“Soon the only thing down there will be my submarines.”
Introducing . . . the Wyze flash grenade.
Introducing . . . the Wyze flash grenade.
The most disruptive technology ever conceived is now only $29.