The Honeypot
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The Honeypot

The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Penis of Mr. “I Want to Get Laid Tonight”

A Guide for Millennials

By Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Rule #8: Fill up your time before the “date” with a panic attack and Brazilian wax.

Looking for Mr. Right? Hahahahahaha. Good luck with that. Looking for Mr. “I Want to Get Laid Tonight?” That we can work with: just follow these Rules.

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Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Writer of words. Mocker of people and things. Dog mom to Hercules. Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady, and Jane Austen’s Wastebasket.