The Howling Owl
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The Howling Owl

Why Drink Milk

When there’s tea

Author’s larder, full of tea.

My mother was a slender woman, not buxom at all. But her breasts worked exceedingly well. When I was born and she was in the hospital with me, she had so much milk the midwives would hunt her down.

Come on, Mrs Sawford, give us some of that Irish cream.

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