BY THE SEA-You-on-DVD-in-a-Month

BY THE SEA, Angelina Jolie’s follow up to 2014’s over-hyped UNBROKEN, opens today in theater (or maybe theaters, TBD). Starring Jolie and ball-and-chain Brad Pitt, BY THE SEA tells the story of “a troubled American couple who befriend newlyweds and local villagers while staying at a French seaside resort.”

Nah, I’m good. But we did get exclusive new art from the film featuring one of the local villagers who may or may not enter into a love triangle with Mrs. and Mr. Jolie-Pitt. Guess you’ll have to see it yourself to find out…

Design by Metal Rabbit’s Chris Newman

Yeah, nah.