Think Fairy. Think Again. An Artemis Fowl Review

Is it “Die Hard with Fairies” or dead on arrival?

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Image Source: https://thedisinsider.com/2020/04/17/artemis-fowl-to-debut-on-disney-on-june-12/

The Review

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Image Source: https://usagag.com/artemis-fowl-review-disney-movie-destroys-beloved-books/
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Artemis doesn’t even wear his signature suit for half of the movie. Image Source: https://screencrush.com/artemis-fowl-review/
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Image Source: https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/artemis-fowl-disney-plus-reviews?amp
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Image Source: https://www.tvinsider.com/937796/artemis-fowl-disney-plus-holly-short-lara-mcdonnell/
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Image Source: https://www.gamespot.com/articles/with-theaters-closed-disney-plus-may-premiere-more/1100-6475777/
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Image Source: Artemis Fowl: The Graphic Novel, by Eoin Colfer, Michael Moreci, and Stephen Gilpin (photo taken by me)
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Image Source: https://twitter.com/AFConfidential/status/1271121409058779136
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Image Source: https://www.disneyplusinformer.com/artemis-fowl-character-posters-released/
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Too little, too late. Image Source: 2001 hardback edition of Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer (picture taken by me).

I am just clever enough to get myself in trouble…

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