KittyBacon
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1 min readNov 28, 2012
Experience an upmarket delicacy as impossibly unique as it is immeasurably delectable, kitty bacon. Our cuts are sourced from the youngest, most tender baby kitten calves, and these belly-cut succulents will leave you believing you've finally experienced bacon as it was oh, so long and ever meant to be. Discover why kitty bacon truly is …
The veal of the salted, cured meats.™
From Mister Burton, A satirical kitty treat in the vein of Bonsai Kitten. What is it about the juxtaposition of cute kittens and sadistic cruelty that ultimately results in dry-aged humor?
Wikipedia notes, to much relief: There is no evidence to date that the site is anything more than satire.
