Spoiler Warning: No Surprise B*tch

The Isthmus
The Isthmus
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5 min readMay 13, 2016

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[/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Just like that time the Internet was so done with that freaking blue and black dress (or was it white and gold?), there is a growing divide in frustration on where movie and TV show spoilers stand in popular culture. There’s those who love surprises and then those who read the synopsis before they watch a movie. So does a big plot-twist-reveal have no place in democracy? Are rumour leaks, reviews, conspiracy theories and teaser trailers that give away the whole damn movie a blessing and a curse? That’s a secret I will tell xoxo

Spoilation Nation

We are great storytellers. We say before we think. We chime in the conversation. We process our feelings about prime-time twists. What we don’t do is consider the psychology behind the spoiler. Our social value and gratification seems to be synonymous with everyone knowing what we’re watching, but the art of spoiling is more complex than we realise.

Okay we get it, so preserving the traditional movie going/show-watching experience is outdated. With the osmosis of self identity to look cool and be that expert in the know comes a huge outcry for vengeance. Fan reviews are trusted, but the backlash that comes with it is immense. Expect to cop a stream of abuse when you share that Sunday night Game of Thrones (NO SPOILERS) that actually contains no shortage of surprise and shocking revelations.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_video link=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfU2N7KJWYQ" el_width=”50" el_aspect=”235" align=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]A 2011 study at the University of California San Diego (USCD) by Nicholas Christenfield and Jonathan Leavitt found that the competitive nature of insider status, the same way gossip and telling secrets might be exclusive, was a motivation behind spoiling and the ‘I beat you to it’ mentality. On the flipside, there’s huge demand for spoilers as a form of respect for the storyteller and genre itself. While fandoms spoil out of love, you could imagine this got particularly ugly in fan-wars between the 2 camps of Game of Thrones fans — readers of the books and non-readers. Christenfield and Leavitt’s experimental study has been the real page-turner though, reassuring us that spoilers don’t actually spoil the story, but rather enhance our enjoyment![/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column]

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[/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Subjects in the study preferred the spoiled versions of 12 classic books over the unspoiled.

“Stories are a universal element of human culture, the backbone of the billion­ dollar entertainment industry, narratives are incredibly important, but their success doesn’t seem to hinge on simple suspense.”

[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Ever wondered whether you were in the minority of people who actually enjoy spoilers? Well thanks to the UCSD study, research has shed light on the 5 reasons why you genuinely love a good spoiler:

  1. You’re a squirmer in your seat, a total wuss and hater of suspense.

Leavitt says that it is cognitively easier and more comfortable to process information when the story is spoiled, as it allows you to focus on a deeper story. The people who flicked to the last page of the book were presented with better intuition and less state of anxiety about the plot. Today Wikipedia can alleviate those feelings of burden and admonition that you can no longer take to help us make sense of the story.

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  1. You’re a control freak and don’t handle surprises all that well

Surprises are an outright no from us — they’re registered as cognitive failure and gullibility. The double standard of loving to surprise others, but wanting to fly kick anyone that surprises you is a bit of a pervasive power-made conception floating around about spoiler lovers. There’s now a new balance of power that is much more give and take. Spoilerific knowledge however has been linked to aspects of control and order. But I guess that’s why we watch movies for a second time round, because we notice more things when we’re in control of our emotions and aren’t caught off guard right?[/vc_column_text]

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  1. You’re lazy, time-poor (and maybe even actually poor) and reliant on others’ opinions

You actively seek track records of subreddit reviews and video reels of shows distilled into 2 minutes of viewing because you can’t be bothered investing all your time in staying up to date on a series. Spoilers also allow you to make rational decisions about the value for money and set you up for less disappointment by both lowering and levelling your expectations. It can be the make or break of our commitment to a show and our box office contribution so you’re welcome Hollywood.

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  1. You’re a bit of a nerd and that’s a good thing

A spoiler for you heightens the experience, cures your curiosity, and gets you more excited about the narrative you already love. Part of the thrill is taking part in building the fan communities’ speculation and conspiracies. Foreshadowing is all part of the participation in the show.

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  1. You see a seductive headline and next thing you’re lured

There are no real ground rules set to reading and watching ‘forbidden content,’ but the more you tell us it’s wrong, the more we crave it. That’s just human nature. Spoilers to us are what fake tans are to Kurt Coleman #perflikekurt. The stigma surrounding spoilers as a ‘sinful indulgence’ keeps us coming back for more.[/vc_column_text]

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I’m sure in one way or another you’ve been at either end of the spoiler spectrum. If you’re anything like me and you gave up on Gossip Girl 4 seasons in, you would have been relieved/stoked/nostalgic to have your one and only source to Manhattan’s elite outed for good (click link for spoiler). However if you’re nothing like me and a fan who vouches to embrace the cusp of the unknown, then I wish you all the best in your lifetime of social media cleanses, as you disappear off the grid every time a new teaser trailer drops.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column]

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Originally published at The Isthmus.

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