Christian Satire Giant Releases New Edition of Bible

TOLEDO, OH — Christian satirist and managing editor of the Babylon Bee Joel Berry has announced a new version of the Bible, hitting the shelves and the Bee’s merch store later this week.

“We call this version the IBV — the International Bee Version,” he explained in a media brief. “Too many Bibles have tried to hone in on the original meanings of the text, but too few of…