Trump Loses Election 11th time. Then, Rallies.

Trump has lost the 1916 Presidential with Prisoner McCain, The Pope, Skipped Iowa Debates, Spastic imitations, “Blood Pouring Out of Her”, Gold Star Families, Miss Universe, Grab ’Em By, etc. etc.

The James Earl Rays, the Lee Harveys, the David Chapmans, the Wilkes Booths. The Sirhan-Sirhans: All these assassins have been joined by the bounty hunters at the New York Times, the Amazon Post, the networks, including Keillors’ PBS, ad nauseam. Object: to take the scalp of Donald Trump.

That would make them big warriors. Big Political Assassins. So they hunker on in to the Salon of Despicables to announce: “Got him. This time he’s really dead.”

Wasn’t tonight. Again. Guy must be a vampire. He keeps not being dead.