The Journal of Firsts

Cynicism will filter into every nook and cranny in your life

And guess what? They did it!

It’s like continuing education and therapy all rolled into one ball of fur

It’s been five weeks since my last brain implosion

Who am I to dis a brie?

If you’re going to hit rock bottom, hit it on your own terms

Kicking your feet up after a job well done is highly pleasurable

Random images from 2021

It made me more relatable than I’ve ever been

Seeing it happen in real life blew me away

It went so poorly that he immediately fled the country

Where would it take the reader?

I packed my bags and booked my retirement vacation

And I’ve lived with the guilt for decades

And I’ve been grateful for the company

It’s like serving your country. Sort of. Okay, not really.

Written by someone who hates cooking and seriously lacks creativity

Companies can never truly know who they’re hiring via Zoom

And 728 other things that don’t matter after death

A computer can save passwords but it can’t always save you

Overall, it’s a slam dunk for Medium writers

One that dog owners would likely get on wait lists for

Thinking like a beginner helps put things back into perspective

Accidents are just fate by another name