Cleveland Browns Linemen Visibly Terrified When Deshaun Watson is Under Center
Berea, OH — Reports from Browns training camp indicate that their offensive lineman range from mildly uncomfortable to completely terrified for their safety when new quarterback Deshaun Watson is under center.
“We’re obviously all aware of the allegations. It’s hard not to think about when you’re bent over and he gets close behind you and sticks his hand in your crotch,” said Browns center Ethan Pocic.
In practice, fans have observed lineman wincing when Watson suddenly shouts an audible at the line of scrimmage and sweating before they even take the field. During one instance, a single tear trickled down Pocic’s face when Watson lingered a suspiciously long time before signaling to snap the ball.
This anxiety is most apparent from the fact that the Browns have 64 false start penalties through two preseason games which leads the NFL.
Reports also indicate that after practice, the offensive line is consistently the last position group to finish showering.
