May 28, 2021
Friends Cast Reunited into Six-Faced Blob Monster from Which They Separated 30 Years Ago
Los Angeles, CA — After years of begging from the show’s fans, the main cast members of Friends finally joined together into the six-faced blob monster that they were before the show, all on HBO.
The fleshy, gelatinous mass with organs floating throughout its semi-transparent body went through all the sets from the show and recounted funny on-set stories.
“This is so nice. We haven’t been together like this as one collective consciousness since NBC picked up the pilot and made us in that secret lab,” said a voice that sounded vaguely like Jennifer Anniston.
While the fans were excited to see their favorite characters back together, some were disappointed that they spent so little time talking about the show and instead focused on the time before they underwent mitosis and were forced to film season 1 by the NBC higher-ups.
“Do you guys remember what I said when we first split up into six different people?” said the deformed mouth of formerly David Schwimmer. “We’re on a break!”
All the mouths laughed in unison.
“How you doin?” said the blob to a cameraman before swallowing him whole, absorbing his essence, and then slightly growing in size.
