Ted Cruz Gets Margarita Brain Freeze in Solidarity with Freezing Texans

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The standard in satirical news. Satirical is how pretentious people say ‘funny.’

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Kyle Qualls

Aspiring comedy writer featured on Points In Case and Funny-ish. He bets you’re not man enough to contact him at kyleaqualls@gmail.com with a job offer.