Trump Supporters Getting Too Many Ideas Watching ‘The Forever Purge’

“Trump supporters in front of Trump Tower” by wuestenigel is licensed under CC BY 2.0

Stillwater, OK — A theatre packed with Trump supporters for the premiere of The Forever Purge had many wondering whether they were taking inspiration from the film and if they would make the plot a reality.

“There’s a part where the gang of bunny-mask-wearing murderers kills one of the main characters, and it’s supposed to be one of the most heart-wrenching parts of the movie, but the entire theatre just cheered,” said a horrified usher at the AMC in Stillwater.

The latest installment in the Purge franchise, a world in which all crime is legal for 24 hours, is about gangs of psychotic murderers deciding that they’re not going to stop just because the purge is over, turning the country into a lawless hell scape.

Eyewitnesses report they saw a moviegoer in a MAGA hat taking notes on a yellow legal pad.

“Hey, at least the movie didn’t come out on a day where Americans are getting drunk and buying tons of explosives. Wait!” said one cashier at the AMC.

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