Jewish Space Lazer has been Launched!

Official Report from the Jewish Space Agency (JSA)

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Official Report from the Jewish Space Agency (JSA)
Subject: Completion of the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)
Date: March 22, 2025

Dear Citizens of Earth and Select Extraterrestrial Associates,

It is with great pride, profound existential contemplation, and just a pinch of chutzpah that the Jewish Space Agency (JSA) officially announces the completion of the highly anticipated Jewish Space Laser (JSL). After years of rigorous engineering, meticulous debate over who should bring snacks to the meetings, and several extended coffee breaks to argue about the best bagel toppings, we have finally reached this historic milestone.

Mission Objectives: The JSL was conceptualized not for world domination, as some may have jokingly suggested (though we appreciate the publicity), but for far nobler purposes:

1. To Locate the Perfect Parking Spot from Orbit: With satellite-grade precision, we can now assist those in urban areas where double parking is a lifestyle.
2. To Keep an Eye on Your Grandchildren: Because nothing escapes our gaze… especially if you don’t call.
3. To Redirect Celestial Objects with a Gentle, Yet…