Man Who Reads One Article Now World’s Leading Expert on Geopolitics

Diving off the deep end into muddy water. Photo by Matt Benson on Unsplash

Ah yes, the grand conspiracy of my existence. Welcome, dear reader, to the twisted, labyrinthine world where I, an unsuspecting commentator, have been handed the keys to reality itself. You see, I am not merely a person with opinions — I am a Machiavellian architect of deception, a weaver of untruths, a menace to the delicate balance of the universe. At least, that’s what my critics would have you believe

It’s a fun title, right?

We all live in a day and age where everybody has become an expert. Everybody knows something or somebody. My friend in high school was Jewish so I know Jews. I met a Black man at a beer festival so I know how Black men like to drink. I went to the temple on Saturday so I know about religion.

We are all our own worst enemy.

I commentate on Jewish affairs which requires me to be an expert on all things Jewish. I’m expected to know the Talmud because I believe in G-d. I’m expected to know every historical fact about the Middle East because I stand with Israel. I’m expected to recite every atrocity ever committed because I am a Zionist.

Cards on the table — I am not an expert.

The anti-Zionist crowd would agree with that statement. They know me best. They feel they have caught me…