Trust Me, I’m a Rabbi

Yet another nutjob supporter of Palestine

“Accredited” Rabbi. Seriously? Who the fuck slaps “accredited” in front of their title like it’s some goddamn badge of honor? Does that make it more legitimate? More official? Would you trust a surgeon if he walked around saying he was an “accredited” doctor? What an absolute joke. Go on, Rabbi — sprinkle some holy truth on us.

“9/11 was an inside Jew job,” he says. Oh, that’s cute. Real original. And of course — because the delusion never stops — everyone who challenges this shit is either an Epstein-compromised serial liar or just straight-up bribed by Israel. Who exactly are these supposed frauds? Oh, just a committee of well-respected, distinguished experts — an independent panel specifically commissioned to investigate the events of October 7th, 2023. But yeah, sure, they’re all in on it.

And of course, the Rabbi — our beacon of wisdom — “doesn’t believe anything coming from AIPAC.” Of course he doesn’t. Because why let reality get in the way of a perfectly good fucking conspiracy?

Here is Eddie’s credentials in his own words: