21 proven ways to amuse yourself in all seasons
An illustrated tale, based on a true story
- Eat Haribos, then try to get them off your teeth.
2. Offer a spider support for her web.
3. Pretend to be a ginger cat. The ginger part is important. They’re more convincing.
4. Get your feet pampered in the oven. Having nicely pampered feet will help you walk.
5. Spy on the Deliveroo driver and gamble about which route he takes.
6. Fall asleep at an illegal party.
7. Run from a shop with a bag full of beers.
8. Cut off your beard and use it to make a cozy nest for your cat.
9. Take two (or however many legs you’ve got) pizza boxes and turn them into skis. Go for a slide. Yes, in summer too! Chicken bones make good sticks.
10. Go around wondering if random people are in fact three sheep stacked on each others shoulders.
11. Get some coloured burger buns — green or blue. Not just because it’s totally pointless but because it’ll turn your poo blue for a few days, which you can then write a nice review about.
12. Tie yourself to the back of a car on a cat toilet and enjoy the ride.
13.Go wild animal spotting.
14. Watch other people buy boxes of cakes.
15. Spill your coffee in bed so you can wash the sheets — something to do.
16. Slide down the hill on a plastic bag.
17. Walk around on all fours.
18. Go running in pouring rain.
19. Teach a parrot to talk to you if no one else wants to.
20. Ponder what these two snowmen could be arguing about…
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