5 effective animal-inspired introductions

When meeting a new person, new place, new job, new head scratching technique, instead of the regular hand shakes (unhygienic) or telling them your name (who wants to know?), try up to 31 items from the following list:

1. Fart and sniff each other’s farts

“”He’s a poet!”, “Aha, at last, a meat eater”, “Such an asshole”, “Intoxicatingly gorgeous”

6. Quietly approach the person from the back and sniff their ass. Encourage them to do the same.

“She’s the one….”

33. Pee in every corner of the office, your new flat, your friend’s new flat, your friend’s new hat.

454. Throw a welcome orgy to get to know each other well. You’ll get extra points for being so well-orginized.

Orginal com(position) #35B

5. Run. Probably the most effective technique when it comes to introductions! Better now than later… Especially if you’ve just tried any or all of the previous options.

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