A Bit Of Advice
He opened the door and in walked bright yellow shoes. “I’d really appreciate if you announce your arrival via a phone call.”
“You ignore my calls.”
“For a very specific reason…” he started but she cut him off.
“For someone who calls himself a writer, you spend a lot of time alone…” said she sitting on his desk.
“For someone who’s not my girlfriend, you sure are extremely annoying!”
“You’re welcome.” She winked.
“I’m a writer, we like our “ME” time. Helps us do this thing called,
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“Okay Captain Sensitive. I’m just saying that people are stories, talk to them.”
“Nope, I’d rather observe from a safe distance.”
“Are you serious? Life is a not a zoo. Look at this conversation we’re having! Free therapy session from moi to you.”
“Right!”
“Yes! And here’s your lesson for the day. Get out of your ink bottle. Life is much colorful!”