Conversation with My Wife (134)
That seductive, magical moment when the dishwasher is empty, and your fingers meet across the control panel as you shut the door…
We had finished putting away dishes and suddenly it was just one of those moments, so I put my arms around Deb and give her a warm kiss.
ME: I love you!
DEB: I love you too!
ME: You are a marvelous lady!
DEB: You are a marvelous guy, honey!
ME: I think you’re wonderful!
DEB: I think you’re wonderful too, honey! Except I don’t say that first, I just repeat (goofy voice) Oh I think you’re wonderful too, honey.
ME: You have others ways to say it!
DEB: I guess I do! (sultry breathy voice) I think you’re wonderful… toooo… (makes seductive bedroom eyes at me… maybe more like cartoon bedroom eyes… maybe more like a kid trying to imitate cartoon bedroom eyes)
ME: (laughing) I love you! You are so cute!
DEB: I am just the whole package, aren’t I? Who knew? (smooch)
Well, I had an inkling, obviously.
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