Five Lies about Humanity We Should Be Beaming to the Aliens
Nov 4 · 4 min read
If you crunch the numbers, encountering extraterrestrial life seems inevitable. And if you watch movies, the chances of those fuckers invading, impregnating and eating us — hopefully in that order — are even higher. So, instead of printing what the word ‘love’ is in 18 dead languages onto golden LPs, here’s what we should be beaming out into space. And, yes, all of them are lies.


