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I Finally Bought the Trampoline I Was Never Allowed to Have as a Kid

And I’m never getting off.

Photo by Zdeněk Macháček on Unsplash

When I was a kid, my mom would never let me have a trampoline. I begged and begged and begged and begged and begged and begged and begged and begged and begged and begged and begged and begged, but the answer was always, “SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THE TRAMPOLINE!”

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.